Dumb Jokes: Volume 1

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Re: Dumb Jokes: Volume 1

Postby John » Sun Mar 03, 2019 6:23 pm

Khorma chameleon,, with rice..... mmmm.


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Re: Dumb Jokes: Volume 1

Postby Suspicious Minds » Sun Mar 03, 2019 6:37 pm

Instant khorma?
Don't take yourself too seriously ;-)



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Re: Dumb Jokes: Volume 1

Postby TonyS » Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:31 pm

Thought I'd 'take a chance' on Abba cars but they' didn't take credit cards.
The driver said just 'gimme gimme gimme' 'money, money, money'
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This is a real taxi company in Warrington, Cheshire.
I gave them a 'ring ring' and they asked if I wanted a taxi, I said 'I do, I do, I do'


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Re: Dumb Jokes: Volume 1

Postby John » Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:15 pm

TonyS wrote:Thought I'd 'take a chance' on Abba cars but they' didn't take credit cards.
The driver said just 'gimme gimme gimme' 'money, money, money'
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This is a real taxi company in Warrington, Cheshire.
I gave them a 'ring ring' and they asked if I wanted a taxi, I said 'I do, I do, I do'

Did you spot the drivers? Two of each gender by any chance?



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Re: Dumb Jokes: Volume 1

Postby TonyS » Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:52 pm

I joined a group for anti social people last month... I haven't met anyone yet.


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Re: Dumb Jokes: Volume 1

Postby John » Thu Mar 14, 2019 2:57 pm

TonyS wrote:I joined a group for anti social people last month... I haven't met anyone yet.

I'm a member. Let's not meet up soon.


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Re: Dumb Jokes: Volume 1

Postby Colin B » Thu Mar 14, 2019 3:00 pm

TonyS wrote:I joined a group for anti social people last month... I haven't met anyone yet.
John wrote:I'm a member.
Let's not meet up soon.


I see there are some quite tasty chics who are members there, whom I haven't met up with...
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Re: Dumb Jokes: Volume 1

Postby John » Thu Mar 14, 2019 3:02 pm

Colin B wrote:
TonyS wrote:I joined a group for anti social people last month... I haven't met anyone yet.
John wrote:I'm a member.
Let's not meet up soon.


I see there are some quite tasty chics who are members there, whom I haven't met up with...

Try KFC.



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Re: Dumb Jokes: Volume 1

Postby TonyS » Thu Mar 14, 2019 4:59 pm

John wrote:
Colin B wrote:
TonyS wrote:I joined a group for anti social people last month... I haven't met anyone yet.
John wrote:I'm a member.
Let's not meet up soon.


I see there are some quite tasty chics who are members there, whom I haven't met up with...

Try KFC.

:lol:


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Re: Dumb Jokes: Volume 1

Postby Colin B » Thu Mar 14, 2019 6:06 pm

TonyS wrote:I joined a group for anti social people last month... I haven't met anyone yet.
John wrote:I'm a member.
Let's not meet up soon.
Colin B wrote:I see there are some quite tasty chics who are members there, whom I haven't met up with...
John wrote:Try KFC.
TonyS wrote: :lol:


Nah - their 'chics' are spelt differently...
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Re: Dumb Jokes: Volume 1

Postby John » Thu Mar 14, 2019 6:16 pm

Colin B wrote:
TonyS wrote:I joined a group for anti social people last month... I haven't met anyone yet.
John wrote:I'm a member.
Let's not meet up soon.
Colin B wrote:I see there are some quite tasty chics who are members there, whom I haven't met up with...
John wrote:Try KFC.
TonyS wrote: :lol:


Nah - their 'chics' are spelt differently...


Chics does not exist. Chic on the other hand is a French word which means someone who is stylish.

Chicks obviously refers to little birds. It is also a dated term that refers to women.


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Re: Dumb Jokes: Volume 1

Postby Colin B » Thu Mar 14, 2019 6:38 pm

John wrote:Chics does not exist. Chic on the other hand is a French word which means someone who is stylish.

Chicks obviously refers to little birds. It is also a dated term that refers to women.



Well, 'dated' suits me to a 'T' !

Guess I've been spelling it wrongly for a long time...

... no wonder I haven't been getting any...
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Re: Dumb Jokes: Volume 1

Postby TonyS » Thu Mar 14, 2019 6:54 pm

John wrote:
Colin B wrote:
TonyS wrote:I joined a group for anti social people last month... I haven't met anyone yet.
John wrote:I'm a member.
Let's not meet up soon.
Colin B wrote:I see there are some quite tasty chics who are members there, whom I haven't met up with...
John wrote:Try KFC.
TonyS wrote: :lol:


Nah - their 'chics' are spelt differently...


Chics does not exist. Chic on the other hand is a French word which means someone who is stylish.

Chicks obviously refers to little birds. It is also a dated term that refers to women.

Let's just settle on 'bird' then.
Sorry you're not getting any..cough, cough.


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Re: Dumb Jokes: Volume 1

Postby Colin B » Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:33 pm

TonyS wrote:Let's just settle on 'bird' then.
Sorry you're not getting any..cough, cough.


I meant the KFC variety - as I'm not a meat eater...
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Re: Dumb Jokes: Volume 1

Postby Private Presley » Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:43 am

Colin B wrote:
TonyS wrote:Let's just settle on 'bird' then.
Sorry you're not getting any..cough, cough.


I meant the KFC variety - as I'm not a meat eater...

So you gave up on flesh?
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