Italian Girl------------------A sweet and innocent young Italian girl gets married, and the girl's mother lives downstairs. The girl has never seen a man naked or made love to a man before, and on their wedding night, when he takes off his shirt, she goes running downstairs.
"Momma, Momma," she cries. "I can't believe it! He has hair all over his chest! What should I do?"
The mother is making spaghetti sauce. She stirs the sauce thoughtfully and says, "Hair on his chest? that's normal. he's your husband, it's your wedding night, get back upstairs."
When the girl gets back upstairs, the man takes off his pants. This sends her running back down to her mother,
'Momma, Momma! He has hair all over his legs! What should I do?"
The mother stirs the sauce thoughtfully and says, "Hair on his legs? He's your husband, that's normal, it's your wedding night, go upstairs."
The girl goes back upstairs, and the man takes off his shoes and socks. She looks down and sees that half of one of his feet is missing. She goes crying back down the stairs.
"Momma, Momma! He's only got a foot and a half! What should I do?"
The mother hands her daughter the spoon and says, "Holy Mother, a foot and a half? Here, you stir the sauce. I'm going upstairs