Why didn’t the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn’t in it...
Which football player wears the biggest helmet?
The one with the biggest head....
What would you get if you crossed a football player and the Invisible Man?
Football like no one has ever seen...
Hey, the missus just split up with me because she thinks I’m obsessed with football
I’m a bit gutted about it; we’d been going out for 3 seasons.