Dumb Jokes: Volume 1

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Re: Dumb Jokes: Volume 1

Postby John » Wed Jan 02, 2019 3:12 pm

goldbelt wrote:I got my girlfriend a fridge for Xmas

Her face lit up when she opened it.

Was she cool about it?
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Re: Dumb Jokes: Volume 1

Postby Colin B » Wed Jan 02, 2019 4:05 pm

goldbelt wrote:I got my girlfriend a fridge for Xmas

Her face lit up when she opened it.
John wrote:Was she cool about it?


Yes, her face lit up at first, but later she gave him the cold shoulder...
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Re: Dumb Jokes: Volume 1

Postby goldbelt » Wed Jan 02, 2019 4:48 pm

John wrote:
goldbelt wrote:I got my girlfriend a fridge for Xmas

Her face lit up when she opened it.



Was she cool about it?



The fridge was cool, sure.

It was the matching freezer that was a little frostier.
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Re: Dumb Jokes: Volume 1

Postby goldbelt » Wed Jan 02, 2019 4:51 pm

Colin B wrote:
goldbelt wrote:I got my girlfriend a fridge for Xmas

Her face lit up when she opened it.
John wrote:Was she cool about it?


Yes, her face lit up at first, but later she gave him the cold shoulder...




Only cause she kept the door open too long in admiration.
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Re: Dumb Jokes: Volume 1

Postby Pacer » Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:01 pm

All in one fridge or pieced over at least two?
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Re: Dumb Jokes: Volume 1

Postby When in Rome » Fri Jan 04, 2019 8:02 pm

Went to the zoo. There was only one dog in it! It was a shih tzu… ;)
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Re: Dumb Jokes: Volume 1

Postby TonyS » Sat Jan 05, 2019 8:08 am

In the garden of Eden Eve leans over to Adam and whispers in his ear and asks ....
'Do you love me?'





Adam replies ...'who else is there ?'
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Re: Dumb Jokes: Volume 1

Postby When in Rome » Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:33 pm

Two Guys sat at a bar, nursing their favourite beers. Condensation forming on the bottles.
First Guy : Which do you think is worse, ignorance or indifference?
Second Guy : I don't know and furthermore, I don't even care...
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Re: Dumb Jokes: Volume 1

Postby TonyS » Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:00 pm

When in Rome wrote:Two Guys sat at a bar, nursing their favourite beers. Condensation forming on the bottles.
First Guy : Which do you think is worse, ignorance or indifference?
Second Guy : I don't know and furthermore, I don't even care...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Dumb Jokes: Volume 1

Postby When in Rome » Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:32 am

In my last job I could take things real easy but the job I'm in now lock all their stuff up... :twisted:
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Re: Dumb Jokes: Volume 1

Postby When in Rome » Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:35 am

I was rudely awakened this morning by some jerk blasting his car horn, in my defence I reckon the traffic lights had only just changed...
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Re: Dumb Jokes: Volume 1

Postby John » Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:37 am

These are great, trouble is I can't remember any of them.
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Re: Dumb Jokes: Volume 1

Postby Mountain Mist » Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:47 pm

Video:
https://www.facebook.com/AnimalPlanet/videos/1874798992829908/
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Re: Dumb Jokes: Volume 1

Postby Colin B » Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:54 pm



Ha ha ha !

I reckon that's a mating ritual !
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Re: Dumb Jokes: Volume 1

Postby Mountain Mist » Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:06 am

Colin B wrote:


Ha ha ha !

I reckon that's a mating ritual !



:lol:


Well, so much to learn from animals (or, Amphibians in this case).


The different mating rituals, good, good.
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