From the UK magazine 'Private Eye' - No.1606 - 8th to 21st September 2023:
Dumb Jokes: Volume 1
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I have heard that Elvis could not remember names so he always said "ma'am" or "sir".
Yet I also heard that Elvis had to look at a text once or twice or play a demo once or twice and know it from a to z.
Yet I also heard that Elvis had to look at a text once or twice or play a demo once or twice and know it from a to z.
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Why did George Michael have brown, sticky fingers ?
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Colin B wrote:Why did George Michael have brown, sticky fingers ?
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Groannnnnn.
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A riddle:
"It is me & I am it, the subject of this riddle.
Just say it out loud & you'll have me.
What am I ?"
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"It is me & I am it, the subject of this riddle.
Just say it out loud & you'll have me.
What am I ?"
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