Top 13 Signs You Are Too Old to Be Trick or Treating

[WalterHaleJnr]

13. Your kids, kids are going with you!
12. You are so busy keeping and eye on your house that you have only been next store.
11. You ordered a costume online only to find out it doesn’t fit on the night!
10. You get winded from walking to the front gate.
9. You have to have your dog soften up the candy for you by chewing on it first.
8. You ask for all natural candy only.
7. When someone drops some candy in your trick or treating bag you say “it’s for the kids!”
6. People say, “Great frankenstein mask!” but you’re not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, “Trick or … hell” and can’t remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of current restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that holds your waist in!
2. You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walking aid.
1. You avoid going to houses where your expartner lives or their friends.

[elvislady]

thanks for sharing these Walt!!