"I love you, sweetheart."

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"I love you, sweetheart."

Postby WalterHaleJnr » Sat May 12, 2018 6:19 pm

A group of 12 women was at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands.


Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?" Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember.


The women were then told to take out their cellphones and text their husband "I love you, sweetheart."


Next, the women were instructed to exchange phones with another woman and read aloud the text message they received in response to their message.


Below are 12 actual replies from their husbands. If you have been married for quite a while, you understand that these replies are a sign of true love. Who else would reply in such a succinct and honest way?


1. Who the heck is this?


2. Hey, mother of my children, are you sick or what?


3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's wrong?


4. What now? Did you wreck the car again?


5. I don't understand what you mean?


6. What in the world did you do now?


7. Are you sure this is for me?


8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?


9. Am I dreaming?


10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, is the world ending?


11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.


12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she? :lol:

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Re: "I love you, sweetheart."

Postby John » Sat May 12, 2018 7:29 pm

I'm pretty sure you already posted this before. I've certainly read it within the last few days.

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Re: "I love you, sweetheart."

Postby WalterHaleJnr » Sat May 12, 2018 8:10 pm

John wrote:I'm pretty sure you already posted this before. I've certainly read it within the last few days.
if i did i mustve given a different topic title. sorry mate. you can delete this if you like.

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Re: "I love you, sweetheart."

Postby Mountain Mist » Sat May 12, 2018 10:18 pm

This is funny, I haven't read it.

Lol

Different culture though than here.


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