A simple spelling mistake!
Let me tell you friends that a simple spelling mistake--even a typo--can make your life a living hell. I recently texted a short, romantic note to my wife while I was away on a golfing trip, and I missed one small letter"e”. No problem you might say. Not so.
This tiny error has caused me to seek Police protection to enter my own home.
You see I wrote, "Hi darling, I'm enjoying and experiencing the best time of my whole life, and I wish you were her!”