In a village in darkest Africa a sign hung over a Headhunter’s market stall:
1) Ordinary brains $10 /lb
2) Engineer brains $8 /lb
3) Doctor brains $7 /lb
4) Accountant brains $15 /lb
5) Consultant brains $114 /lb
Asked to explain the relatively high cost of Consultant brains, the Headhunter said "You don't appreciate how many Consultants we have to catch to in order to get a pound of brains!"
