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Happy Marriage

Postby WalterHaleJnr » Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:10 pm

Q. Why did the Man Throw his Wife Off the Bridge ?
A. Tequilla



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Re: Happy Marriage

Postby Mountain Mist » Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:26 pm

WalterHaleJnr wrote:Q. Why did the Man Throw his Wife Off the Bridge ?
A. Tequilla



Walter, don't you hate it when someone asks you to explain a joke?

LOL

Guess what............

LOL LOL LOL

:D

Is the joke in reference to a song? lol LOL


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Re: Happy Marriage

Postby Colin B » Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:14 pm

WalterHaleJnr wrote:Q. Why did the Man Throw his Wife Off the Bridge ?
A. Tequilla
Mountain Mist wrote:Walter, don't you hate it when someone asks you to explain a joke?

LOL

Guess what............

LOL LOL LOL

:D

Is the joke in reference to a song? lol LOL


The word 'Tequila' sounds like 'to kill her' spoken with a Mexican accent...
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Re: Happy Marriage

Postby Mountain Mist » Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:33 pm

Colin B wrote:
WalterHaleJnr wrote:Q. Why did the Man Throw his Wife Off the Bridge ?
A. Tequilla
Mountain Mist wrote:Walter, don't you hate it when someone asks you to explain a joke?

LOL

Guess what............

LOL LOL LOL

:D

Is the joke in reference to a song? lol LOL


The word 'Tequila' sounds like 'to kill her' spoken with a Mexican accent...



LOL - Ohhh gosh, I need to drink more! LOL LOL LOL LOL Thanks, Colin. :D



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Re: Happy Marriage

Postby Mountain Mist » Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:34 pm

mike edwards wrote:I'm good to my wife, I never go home.



That opens up a lot of wife/husband jokes now, Mike, lol (Walter has posted a lot of those over the years, really funny, too, lol).


LOL


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