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Politically Correct Dictionary

Postby WalterHaleJnr » Sun Sep 23, 2018 5:47 am

Actor: metamorphosing being, possessing great wealth

Actress: metamorphosing being, possessing great wealth (and occasionally great beauty)

Android: bipedal, non-human associate, bearing immense knowledge and skill

Bag boy: agricultural product organizer

Bald: follicularly challenged

Bomb: vertically deployed antipersonnel device

Boy: oppressor-to-be

Brainwashing: cognitive accommodation

Cafeteria: dining facility

Car: earth-unfriendly, vertically-challenged mode of transport

Car Wash Worker: vehicle-appearance specialist

Cat: quadruped non-human associate

Cheating: cooperative assignment

Computer: machine bearing immense power and fallibility

Criticism: unjust self-esteem reducer

Dead: metabolically challenged

Demand: propose strongly

Derision: nontraditional praise

Dirty Old Man: sexually focused, chronologically gifted individual

Dumb: cerebrally challenged

Evil: niceness deprived

Exercise: body enhancement through exertion

Failure: non-traditional success

Fart: human ozone depletor; ecologically incorrect expression

Fat: horizontally challenged: person of substance

Garbage collector: sanitation engineer

Gas Station Attendant: petroleum transfer technician

Girl: pre-woman

Guess: anomaly maneuvers: repetitive predictions

Handicapped: physically challenged

Heroine: hera

Homeless person: residentially flexible individual

Hurricane: himmicane (non sexist)


... to be continued...


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Re: Politically Correct Dictionary

Postby Colin B » Sun Sep 23, 2018 3:25 pm

Thanks, Walter !

"Dirty Old Man: sexually focused, chronologically gifted individual"


Perhaps 'chronologically over-endowed' would be better...
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Re: Politically Correct Dictionary

Postby Pacer » Sun Sep 23, 2018 4:21 pm

German: conquering/overtaking the world minded person.


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Re: Politically Correct Dictionary

Postby Colin B » Sun Sep 23, 2018 5:00 pm

Pacer wrote:German: conquering/overtaking the world minded person.



Not these day, surely ?
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Re: Politically Correct Dictionary

Postby Pacer » Sun Sep 23, 2018 5:20 pm

well, we have now a huge problem here with AFD party, an extremely right wing hitler loving party who are now even getting to 20 per cent of the votes.
and if germany strikes against the world...we will do it in a certain area in San Francisco.


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Re: Politically Correct Dictionary

Postby Colin B » Sun Sep 23, 2018 5:49 pm

Pacer wrote:well, we have now a huge problem here with AFD party, an extremely right wing hitler loving party who are now even getting to 20 per cent of the votes.
and if germany strikes against the world...we will do it in a certain area in San Francisco.


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"San Francisco, we are watching you - resistance will be futile !"
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Re: Politically Correct Dictionary

Postby Pacer » Sun Sep 23, 2018 5:53 pm

Right. That party. Disgusting.
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Re: Politically Correct Dictionary

Postby Pacer » Sun Sep 23, 2018 6:00 pm

Colin B wrote:
Pacer wrote:well, we have now a huge problem here with AFD party, an extremely right wing hitler loving party who are now even getting to 20 per cent of the votes.
and if germany strikes against the world...we will do it in a certain area in San Francisco.


AFD.jpg
"San Francisco, we are watching you - resistance will be futile !"

You stole that poster from the vacation promotion industry, which was to promote doing vacation for foreigners in Germany..
The original slogan under the poster was:"Germany....Come for a vacation, stay forever".
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Re: Politically Correct Dictionary

Postby Colin B » Sun Sep 23, 2018 6:17 pm

Actually, it was a publicity shot for some zombie horror film [or video game] whose title I've forgotten...
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Re: Politically Correct Dictionary

Postby Pacer » Sun Sep 23, 2018 6:20 pm

"You can go, but your scalp stays here". Wonderful movie, actually it was a documentary.. Thanks for reminding .
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Re: Politically Correct Dictionary

Postby Mountain Mist » Sun Sep 23, 2018 10:21 pm

Pacer wrote:
Colin B wrote:
Pacer wrote:well, we have now a huge problem here with AFD party, an extremely right wing hitler loving party who are now even getting to 20 per cent of the votes.
and if germany strikes against the world...we will do it in a certain area in San Francisco.


AFD.jpg
"San Francisco, we are watching you - resistance will be futile !"

You stole that poster from the vacation promotion industry, which was to promote doing vacation for foreigners in Germany..
The original slogan under the poster was:"Germany....Come for a vacation, stay forever".



Very inviting......... lol lol lol lol :o :lol: :lol: :lol:


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