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Postby WalterHaleJnr » Sun Jun 17, 2018 12:48 pm

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works the treat on a cold winters night :lol:
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Postby WalterHaleJnr » Sun Jun 17, 2018 12:56 pm

Ingredients
[b][size=150]2
burger buns
(or 4 slices of bread)
4
potatoes, peeled and cut into strips/fries
(rinse the potato strips a couple of times to get rid of excess starch)
2 tsp

margarine/butter
1/4 tsp[/size][/b]
spanish paprika OR tandoori masala
1 tsp
salt to taste
1-2 tbsp
ketchup/tomato sauce
tomato puree/paste
1/4 tsp
chilli powder
(or to taste)
1/4 tsp
garlic paste
pinch of cumin powder
(optional)
pinch of turmeric powder
(optional)
1
chopped green chilli
1 tsp
lemon juice
chopped coriander for garnishing
oil for deep frying
Instructions

Fry the chips, twice. (Fry them the first time, then drain them from the oil, re-heat the oil and fry them again to make them extra crispy). Blot out the excess oil on paper towels.

In a pan, heat the margarine/butter. When it melts, turn off the heat, add the spanish paprika or tandoori masala, salt, red chilli powder, garlic paste, tomato paste/puree and ketchup/tomato sauce (or chilli sauce if you prefer them extra hot).

Sometimes I like to add a little bit of any other spice like cumin powder or turmeric to play around with the flavour, or I add chopped chillies or red chilli flakes for extra heat. You can adjust according to your taste and preference.

Turn on the heat again and cook these ingredients until they are well combined and starting to thicken (you can add a splash of water if you prefer your chips saucy). Turn the heat to low, and throw in your chips. Toss them around so that the sauce/masala covers them properly. Turn off the heat and squeeze in the lemon and garnish with coriander.

Slit each bun in half and lightly butter and toast them if you want. Add in some of the masala chips and you can drizzle some extra ketchup or hot sauce in there for an extra saucy sandwich. Cover the buns and serve with a salad and a cold drink.

Enjoy!


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Re: Useless information topic

Postby WalterHaleJnr » Sun Jun 17, 2018 1:26 pm

this is going to be me watching the World Cup :lol:

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Re: Useless information topic

Postby teddybare » Mon Jun 18, 2018 4:03 am

Wally
Give us an idea of how you look the rest of the time?
lol

btw Chip Butties are not with crisp chips neither buns
only
bread and floppy chips...
TRUE


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Postby WalterHaleJnr » Mon Jun 18, 2018 5:24 am

teddybare wrote:Wally
Give us an idea of how you look the rest of the time?
lol

btw Chip Butties are not with crisp chips neither buns
only
bread and floppy chips...
TRUE



Thanks, I better not. It'll make a lot folks eyes turn to water :lol:


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Re: Useless information topic

Postby WalterHaleJnr » Tue Jun 19, 2018 1:31 am

It's been snowing all night. So...

8:00 I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 So, I made a snow woman

8:17 My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere

8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead

8:22 The transgender ma..wom...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts

8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple are white..

8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman to wear a burqa

8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended

8:42 The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role

8:43 The council equalities officer arrived and threatened me with eviction

8:45 TV news crew from the SBS shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist.

9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices... my children are taken by social services

9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the Street demanding for me to be beheaded

Moral:

There's no moral to this story. It's just the world we live today!
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Re: Useless information topic

Postby teddybare » Thu Jun 21, 2018 10:28 am

Oh Wally
When driving in Germany with friends
I kept seeing the word Ausfahrt on the motorway (autobahn)
I thought 'That must be a big town'
Having questioned it with my friends
I then learned that it meant Exit...
lol
I was red-faced (they knew what I was thinking)...


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Re: Useless information topic

Postby WalterHaleJnr » Thu Jun 21, 2018 3:14 pm

oh my, what skills , balance and coordination :lol:

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Postby Colin B » Thu Jun 21, 2018 5:01 pm

She's very good at keeping it up...
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