Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.