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The Farmer

Postby WalterHaleJnr » Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:15 pm

Once there was a farmer that was very protective of his three daughters. When they told him they were going to go out on dates one night, the farmer decided to wait outside with a shotgun. The first boy arrived for the first daughter, and he said, "Hi, my name is Freddy. I'm here for Betty. We're going for spaghetti. Is she ready?" The farmer decided he was decent enough, and let them go. The second boy arrived for the second daughter, and said, "Hi, my name is Joe. I'm here for Flo. We're going to a show. Is she good to go?" Again, the farmer decided he was decent enough and let them go. Finally, the last boy came, and he said, "Hi, my name is Chuck..." and so the farmer shot him. :o :lol:

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Re: The Farmer

Postby Private Presley » Thu Mar 01, 2018 1:12 am

Poor Chuck, he wasn’t quick enough to duck!

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Re: The Farmer

Postby Mountain Mist » Thu Mar 01, 2018 8:08 am

Private Presley wrote:Poor Chuck, he wasn’t quick enough to duck!


Yes - this must be Chuck, lol ;)

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Re: The Farmer

Postby Colin B » Thu Mar 01, 2018 12:35 pm

Ha ha ha !

One question, though, what was the third daughter's name ?
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