Doctor Geezer vs Doctor Young

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Doctor Geezer vs Doctor Young

Postby WalterHaleJnr » Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:33 am

An old physician, Doctor Gordon Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic.He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured, get back $1,000."


Doctor Digger Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.


Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I've lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: 'Aaagh! -- This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500.”
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr. Young: "I've lost my memory, I can't remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth.
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't -- that's gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."


Dr. Young leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!"
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, here's your $1000 back", and hands him a $10 bill.
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500." :lol:

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Re: Doctor Geezer vs Doctor Young

Postby Mountain Mist » Tue Feb 20, 2018 3:38 am

Pathetically wonderful ;)

LOL LOL LOL :D

Thank you, Walter, lol :D

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Re: Doctor Geezer vs Doctor Young

Postby WalterHaleJnr » Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:25 pm

Moral: -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart a senior doctor such as " Doctor Geezer". And you'd better not make senior folks mad. They don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to pxxxx them off.

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Re: Doctor Geezer vs Doctor Young

Postby Colin B » Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:39 pm

WalterHaleJnr wrote:Moral: -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart a senior doctor such as " Doctor Geezer".
And you'd better not make senior folks mad.
They don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to pxxxx them off.


Nobody really thinks of themselves as 'old'.

The 'old' are all those 15 years older than you are !
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Re: Doctor Geezer vs Doctor Young

Postby WalterHaleJnr » Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:41 pm

How "old" is Old ? Age is but a numero (italian for number).

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Re: Doctor Geezer vs Doctor Young

Postby Mountain Mist » Tue Feb 20, 2018 2:30 pm

WalterHaleJnr wrote:How "old" is Old ? Age is but a numero (italian for number).



I remember when 19 was old......... lol

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Re: Doctor Geezer vs Doctor Young

Postby Colin B » Tue Feb 20, 2018 3:45 pm

WalterHaleJnr wrote:How "old" is Old ? Age is but a numero (italian for number).
Mountain Mist wrote:I remember when 19 was old......... lol


As a teenager, I reckoned that 30 was when you were no longer 'young' !

I even had a mental picture of a woman of that age, who [looking back] actually looked 60...
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Re: Doctor Geezer vs Doctor Young

Postby Mountain Mist » Tue Feb 20, 2018 8:53 pm

Colin B wrote:
WalterHaleJnr wrote:How "old" is Old ? Age is but a numero (italian for number).
Mountain Mist wrote:I remember when 19 was old......... lol


As a teenager, I reckoned that 30 was when you were no longer 'young' !

I even had a mental picture of a woman of that age, who [looking back] actually looked 60...



LOL - it is all so relative, isn't? lol


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