A Robot Joke (Oldie but a Goodie)

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A Robot Joke (Oldie but a Goodie)

Postby WalterHaleJnr » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:00 pm

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.

The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."

Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.

Robot for sale.

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Re: A Robot Joke (Oldie but a Goodie)

Postby ElvisMixer » Thu Feb 15, 2018 6:37 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Love it!!
Ye oldies are the best!!
Keep Rockin'!

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Re: A Robot Joke (Oldie but a Goodie)

Postby Mountain Mist » Tue Feb 20, 2018 3:42 am

LOL - Handy little robot, lol :D


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