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A Senior Couple...

Postby WalterHaleJnr » Sun Oct 01, 2017 10:38 pm

A senior couple were driving down the M62. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple were pulled over by the motorway police. “Madam, did you know you were speeding?” the officer said. The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?” “He said you were speeding!” the old man yelled. The policeman then asked, “May I see your license?” The woman turned to her husband again, “What did he say?” The old man yelled back, “He wants to see your license!” The woman then gave the officer her license. “I see you are from Wigan,” the patrolman said. “I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.” The woman turned to her husband again and asked, “What did he say?” The old man replied, “He said he knows you! :lol:

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