"Would That Get Me Into Heaven?"...

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"Would That Get Me Into Heaven?"...

Postby WalterHaleJnr » Sat Sep 23, 2017 9:46 pm

"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?” I asked the children in my Sunday school class.

“NO!” the children all answered.

“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into heaven?”

Once more they all answered, “NO!”

“Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children and loved my wife, would that get me into heaven?” I
asked them again.

Once more they all answered, “NO!”

“Well,” I continued, thinking they were a good bit more theologically sophisticated than I had given them credit for,
“Then how would I get into heaven?”

A five-year-old boy shouted out, “YOU GOTTA BE DEAD :lol:



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Re: "Would That Get Me Into Heaven?"...

Postby Mountain Mist » Sun Sep 24, 2017 12:12 am

Kids are so literal - wonderful, lol

:D


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