Too Cool For School

[WalterHaleJnr]

A first year teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, “Harry what is your problem?”
Harry answered, “I’m too clever for the first year. My sister is in the third year and I’m cleverer than she is! I think I should be in the third year too!”
The teacher had had enough.

She took Harry to the headnasters office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the headmaster what the issue was.
The headmaster told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first year and behave.
The teacher agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Head: “What is 3 x 3?”
Harry: “9″.
Head: “What is 6 x 6?”
Harry: “36″.
And so it went with every question the headmaster thought a third year kid should know.
The head looks at the teacher and tells her, “I think Harry can go to the third year.”
The teacher says to the head, “Let me ask him some questions?”
The headmaster and Harry both agree.
The teacher asks, “What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?”
Harry, after a moment, replied “Legs.”
Teacher: “What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?”
The head wondered, why does she ask such a question!
Harry replied, “Pockets.”
Teacher: “What does a dog do that a man steps into?”
Harry: “Pants”
Teacher: "What’s starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
Harry: Coconut
The heads eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry was taking charge.
Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
Harry: "Bubblegum"
Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?"
The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.
Harry: "Shake hands"
Teacher: "Now I will ask some “Who am I sort of questions, okay?"
Harry: "Yep."
Teacher: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do."
Harry: "Tent"
Teacher: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first."
The headmaster was looking restless and bit tense.
Harry: "Wedding Ring"
Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good."
Harry: "Nose"
Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."
Harry: "Arrow"
Teacher: "What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck"
The headmaster breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, “Put Harry in the fifth year, I missed the last ten questions myself.”

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