Mountain Mist wrote:Drunk guy gets in his car with a bottle. Cop pulls up behind him before he can leave.
Cop: "Excuse me sir, I couldn't help but notice you staggering up to your car before getting in. You were just leaving the bar, weren't you?"
Drunk: "No officer, I was visiting the church across the street."
Cop: "Oh yeah, I see you have an open container there. What's in it?"
Drunk: "Just some water."
Cop: "Hand it over." Smells the bottle, "Sir, this is wine, not water."
Drunk: "Praise the lord and his miracles!"
Mountain Mist wrote:LOL
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Cheeky Husky! lol
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