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Re: Funny Things

Postby Colin B » Sun Jun 17, 2018 11:05 am

"Imaginary Female Trouble"

There is this gorgeous, sexy, well-built young woman who keeps pestering me for sex.

Does that count ?
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Re: Funny Things

Postby Mountain Mist » Sun Jun 17, 2018 11:40 am

Colin B wrote:"Imaginary Female Trouble"

There is this gorgeous, sexy, well-built young woman who keeps pestering me for sex.

Does that count ?



It does, Colin, you are certifiable, lol

:D

I am also certifiable, I was kicked in the stomach by a horse (well, rather than the head ;) ) lol.

Looks like we cannot have any whiskey, either, ;)


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Re: Funny Things

Postby Colin B » Sun Jun 17, 2018 10:39 pm

Mountain Mist wrote:... I was kicked in the stomach by a horse (well, rather than the head ;) ) lol...



You & horses seem to have a long history...
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Re: Funny Things

Postby Mountain Mist » Sun Jun 17, 2018 10:50 pm

Colin B wrote:
Mountain Mist wrote:... I was kicked in the stomach by a horse (well, rather than the head ;) ) lol...



You & horses seem to have a long history...



:D

I had a new horse, a stallion (Jordie), when my son was little, the stallion bit my son, so, as a mother, I instinctively, without thinking, gave Jordie a little slap and as I did it, I thought, "You don't hit stallions" and he kicked me (thank goodness he was gentle, as he had deadly aim) in the stomach. I was down for 3/4 hour before I could get up.

Jordie, who was gelded, ;) and I were fantastic best friends for years, until he passed, we adored each other (it was my fault that he kicked me, you cannot do that to a stallion).

I have a new horse that I bought before Christmas, I wanted to keep him as a stallion, stallions are miserable if kept "entire" (Beau walked through a fence to get to my mare and seriously hurt himself), I had to have him gelded, too, sad, really.



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Re: Funny Things

Postby Mountain Mist » Wed Aug 01, 2018 11:17 pm

The Alternate ending for the Road Runner

LOL :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54d21XS_GbQ
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Re: Funny Things

Postby Mountain Mist » Thu Sep 27, 2018 11:55 pm

Bring on the memes!
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